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Wank And A Half

A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick is only slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).

Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.

Guy 1: She's a Wank And A Half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.

Guy 1 considers meeting her.

Guy 1: Should I bother?
Guy 2: Can’t even pretend she’s worth it.


A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.

Say WAAH!!!
by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009
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half-pipe

When a girl start giving a guy head but then decides to stop/leave before the guy blows his load.
She stoped giving me head before I cames and she left. All I got was a half-pipe.
by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005
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half calf

half calf is the certain type of sock that reaches half way up the tibia (shin) and ends just below the calf.

Half calf is the perfect balance of knee highs and no shows.

(Plural Half Calves)
Dude: Guess wat ima where since it be nice outside tomorrow.

Fella: Hold on let me guess you gonna be rockin' some legit shorts with the half calves. (Plural of Half calf)
by Legit_Broseph May 6, 2009
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Half a chicken

Hey, tony you got a half a chicken? I'm lookin to be cookin tonight
by Bitter squirrel June 4, 2015
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Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.
How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?
by tomtom not johnjohn May 14, 2011
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Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.
D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?
by BuLL January 6, 2005
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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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