air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 12, 2006

guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.

Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by dave3190 August 3, 2008

Guitar Hero Syndrome

The belief that you can do things that are demonstrated in a video game.

My brother thinks he is Batman because he played Batman: Arkham Asylum. He suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome

by Stink Ass9000 October 2, 2009

guitar

Six stringed instrument with an electric variety used to deafen oneself through the use of an amplifier. If one gets good, one can play in a band and crowd surf.

Dude, your guitar is like so, yeah

by gooby goo October 23, 2003

Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 16, 2007

guitar hero

A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.

nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..

by James TH April 8, 2007

guitar galin'

When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.

Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.

by KatieRed October 19, 2007