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“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙
I love you, Gordon.”
Gordon by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022

Gordon Ramsay 

Where you slap your girl/guys ass when cumming and say "What are you" and have them respond with "An idiot sandwich"
Hey babe, wanna do a Gordon Ramsay tonight?
Gordon Ramsay by Xespa August 18, 2022

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
loves men, chink tendencies
Gordon by addisonrae69 November 15, 2022

gordosso 

el gordo is the biggest price
el gordosso is bigger
Going on a date with you is a gordosso!
gordosso by gronnibro February 9, 2023
When you forgor but ur gay as fuck
“Hey timmy whens the exam?”
“Ah Fuck i gordor”