Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days

Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off

by Seshflu September 3, 2021

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Korean Flu

When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.

“Nizzi’s are out. Korean flu over here.”

by UncleBunt May 28, 2023

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

Banks Flu

A sickness that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks and you have to tell everyone about it. REPEATEDLY , often to annoy the Smole Kid.

Quinn: Oh boy, I think Aidan has the Banks Flu again...
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!

by Lil Smole August 29, 2018

flu-de-flu

a term used in a brass band to indicate a lack of articulation

miss bird - “it need to be less flu-de-flu guys”

by selbinator October 24, 2019

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022