Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

flat

Used to describe a packaged tray containing 24 cans of a given beverage.

A flat of Kokanee. A flat of Big Rock.

by Glimm April 6, 2004

flat

a person who has no boobs

DESTINY isnt flat anymore

by bimbo March 13, 2005

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

floast

Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.

Me and John spent three hours floasting. It was so surreal. You should really try it.

by elliot2793 August 27, 2011

Flat ass

The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.

Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008