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False Flag

A fake boner created by tightening a belt too tightly and having your pants zipper go up, giving the impression of a boner.
My girlfriend slapped me when I was looking at another women and got a False Flag.
by Gregorovich Bumfunder September 5, 2009
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flag

A piece of cloth that is taken far too seriously.

A false idol.
Teacther: Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssseeeeee stand up for the pledge...my son is in the military!
Me: Dude, its a piece of cloth...not your son... cill out.
by maddy March 25, 2005
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Farge

When one individual needs to defacate and another does not, the former individual places his anal sphincter adjacent to the latter's sphincter and proceeds to defacate into the latter's rectum.
Person 1: Ugh, I really have to shit.

Person 2: I just emptied out a little while ago so you wanna' farge?

Person 1: That would be sweet!
by BABIESwithTITS April 7, 2008
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flag-wrapper

The general term describes a patriotic person who likes to wrap themselves in their flags claiming that they are super patriots, especially in disputes involving politics and the role of the government
'Tom and Mary were arguing and suddenly Mary got angry. She turned into a flag-wrapper and the discussion ended nowhere. She left in a huff! LOL
by hypocrisykiller September 9, 2009
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black flag

(n) In Dance Dance Revolution, a song score of a full combo and all Perfect or Marvelous steps but one. A black flag will have 1 great, 0 good, 0 boo, and 0 miss, that is, one great short of a AAA.

(vt) To achieve such a score on (a song).
I just black flagged Sexy Planet. So close...
by Damian Yerrick August 13, 2004
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Puerto Rican Flag

Signs and symptoms of an STD, that generally come after sleeping with a dirty unhygienic Puerto Rican.
Two weeks after Kim had a one night stand with Carlos; her vagina looked like a Puerto Rican Flag.
by BIG76 May 24, 2007
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American Flag

when u say the pledge every morning, u r saying that a piece of cloth is more important than u. i say, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Piece of Shit: Look a missile coming right towards us! I'm going to grab the American Flag and run, while i leave this poor defensless infant to die because inanimate objects are more important than people.
Me: you hopeless little Piece of Shit!*Nails him to the ground, grabs the baby, and runs*
by zack423 September 30, 2006
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