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You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.
Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.
by California Dictionary December 10, 2016
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monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
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Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".
My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt
by Barkeep July 27, 2004
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55 Fucked

The phenomenon of a prestige gamer, usually in the Call of Duty Series, being shamed in defeat to a level of embarrassment previously unachieved, by a gamer who has chosen to remain as a non-prestige gamer.
"Oh Man, I only just got my gold cross, so I went to show it off in TDM last night and got totally 55 Fucked. Man, I'm so embarrassed, I just going to go play with my small weiner"
by DaMaxta March 1, 2009
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the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.
Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.
by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008
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fuckeded

when one is bored as fuck with bugger all to do.
used commonly by grant lothian it is becoming more popular.
grant: am fuckeded mate. gawn hame.
stan: awrite catch ye later
grant: aye
by GRANTLOTHIAN March 25, 2007
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flicked an e-boogar

to properly flick an e-boogar, a person will update his/her status on Facebook (or MySpace, twitter, ect) or post a passive- agressive comment to throw a backhand insult at somebody else, usually without naming names. this is most often employed when someone is frustrated with someone else but feels that notifying that person directly would be in poor taste.
Kim was getting saucy with my friend on fb, so I flicked an e-boogar at her.
by ifiwantto April 14, 2009
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