by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.
Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.
Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.
Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.
Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022

by Sir. B September 27, 2022

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?
Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-
Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?
Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-
Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?
Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023
