Flamingoat

The idea of being both a Flamingo and a goat. Flamingoats often try speak french but they are rubbish at it.

Or, if a person is a Flamingoat they are often very bad at something.

If someone is a flamingoat they are often a bit dumb and physically challenged.

by Hamo Goatface October 26, 2011

flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

Famine Fuck

An unattractive, rachet female/male that you have sex with, strictly because you are in a drought.

She was a total famine fuck, but times are hard.

by Ginger Astaire February 12, 2014

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Flamingo and a Dingo

A relationship between a beautiful person and an asshole.

Sam and Ollie's relationship is like a flamingo and a dingo.

by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018