I Have Black Friends 

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

I Have Black Friends by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

Drunk Friends 

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.

I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.

Drunk Friends by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

electromagnetic friends by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Fake Friends 

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.

You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!

Fake Friends by lab1350 December 8, 2017

other friends 

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song

You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*

other friends by some random guy ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 26, 2019

Carolina Friends School 

A Quaker school located in durham nc where 98% of the kids are gay and the other 2% aren’t out yet. You have to ‘settle in’ before and after every class which basically means sitting silently for an awkward minute while people crack their knuckles. It’s pretty shit unless you have a class with matt. Matt is an absolute fucking god beyond human comprehension.

Teacher: “Lets go ahead and settle in”
Student: *cracks knuckles*
Teacher: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Student: “Going to Carolina Friends School was a mistake”

Carolina Friends School by Ok lmao January 21, 2023