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egg whites

Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."
Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.

Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.

Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.

Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
by offya January 3, 2012
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one egg short

one car short of twelve.
Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."
by n.oNigga January 8, 2008
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runny egg ass

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009
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brain egg

Similar to a "lightbulb moment", a brain egg is when you have an insight--preferably if you aren't trying for insight.
Jimmy Jim Jon: Dude!
Bocefus: What dude, what is it?
Jimmy Jim Jon: I just had a brain egg dude, we don't need explosives we'll just use.....
by theultimatedestroyer September 13, 2010
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Egg Whore.

A person (Usually female) who has an obsession with eggs. They usually will stroke the egg before they smash it.
John: What is with Annie?
Emma: Oh, she's an egg whore...
John: That explains so much.
Annie (In background): This is a healthy brain, and THIS, is your brain on drugs!!! *Smashes egg with frying pan*
by Silly Phylli. November 9, 2010
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Egg in a hole

Egg in a hole is a traditional Nordic breakfast, it was first made by the Viking tribe Na-Hee-Wae. It's a peice of bread with the centre cut out and the egg is fried in the middle. The Vikings preffered this breakfast due to the ease of eating it. They were able to eat it just like toast or a sandwhich and get enough protien and energy to carry them through battle.
Thor: Must prepare for battle, toast no good.
Bob: Why not have egg in a hole!
Thor: Good idea! I'll put bacon between 2 of them!
by Interminable Deftness March 28, 2011
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Burn an Egg

Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.
Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.

Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.
by Fortifiedforlife July 25, 2011
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