dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

DUTCH CLAN

The best clan ever.

Oh really you’re in DUTCH CLAN

by LEONO DUTCH November 13, 2019

dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.

"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

Dutch Elevator

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.

Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.

by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019

dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

Dutch Inhale

The process of inhaling smoke via the vagina

I had never seen a dutch inhale before, so I was a little surprised when she pressed the bong to her vagina.

by qaotik February 3, 2015

Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008