Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021

Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.

Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.

by BellaW January 4, 2009

DEAD NUTS

dead even, right on the money, exactly right, correct,level, plum, even. this list can go on.

Johnny was dead nuts with the other racer.

Johnny as dead nuts with his answer to that question.

by jimmyjoemickeychuck June 21, 2009

deadbeat

1. A person unable to pay his bills

2. Someone of low financial standing

3. An undesirable target for a sales pitch

"I cannot close this guy, he's a deadbeat. He never even bought a fucking toaster."

by ws January 19, 2004

Dead Beat Dad

Fathered children for the money. Picks a hard working female who has a super woman attitude who is working out who she is. Attaches himself to her because she looks like a free ride. Can't hold down a job. Doesn't help with the night feeds or nappy changes. Tries to take custody of the offspring once super women breaks under the pressure. Only wants custody for the. Welfare benefits and baby bonus. The dead beat dad spends 7 days a week at the pub. The dead beat dad likely lives with his mother.

No dead beat dad didn't take the kids this weekend. Yes dead beat dad is still going for custody. No dead beat dad still isn't working.

by District 13 June 16, 2015

Blaze Ya Dead Homie

A Psychopathic records Music Artist

Blaze is da shit

by Nicky T March 19, 2003

Evil Dead

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!

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by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005