throb the dolphin

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.

Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!

by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023

Street dolphins

Refers to drunk young women making lots of high pitched squealing noises when walking in groups down the street during a bar crawl.

Sorry, I couldn’t sleep last night, the bar below me had a Taylor Swift eras night, and it was street dolphins howling until 3am

by Troutbutt December 29, 2023

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024