flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 4, 2004

dolp

1. Illuding to the famous homer simpson, the classical television nuclear donut eating yellow chemist who often utters the sound dolp!
2. Can be used anytime while playing volleyball with michelina, kayla, and jenna to be sneaky, connivng, or stealthy and for a quick laugh!

1. homer: no more donuts, DOLP!

2. michelina(fucks on the first date): i missed the ball, damn it!
kayla: DOLP, you stupid whore!

by kayla is flippin SWEET! February 12, 2005

flogging the dolphin.

expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.

"ahh, i love flogging the dolphin"

by ejes November 2, 2003

dolphin teeth

sharp pointy trailer trashy teeth that you get after eating some rocks and or other hard materials

Luke the puke has some nasty dolphin teeth after chewing on those grits
i told him not to but he didnt listen

by The King Doody June 11, 2006

Flossing the Dolphin

1)Masturbation

2)Jerking the chain

3)Wanking it

I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom.

by NJA December 2, 2005

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005