muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

Dive Bomber

When, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one shits upon either vagina or anus. Sometimes mouth.

I especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).

by Phillip James Robertson June 26, 2003

high dive

getting a run at a chick before droping it in her ass...

yeah i dove off that high dive last night.

by pooper McPooper September 16, 2003

ash dive

The sky dive that takes you to your grave...eventually leads to your becoming ashes.

"...Mike's mother thought she had witnessed her son's ash dive, but the paramedics did a great job, and..."

by JD Larimore September 8, 2007

Divebomb

A sound created on a guitar by slamming the whammy bar down, then up.

Used mainly 90s vegan mosh.

Green rage divebombs
Canon divebombs

by Mosh to revolution February 26, 2009

Dive Bomber

Sexual manuever where you fist the girl and then dip your balls into her wide open vagina.

Dirty Dive Bomber: If you fist her ass and then dip your balls into her wide open ass.

Joe did everthing with Lilly from the Dirty Sanchez to the Dirty Dive Bomber!

by Randy Winters December 28, 2002

dumpster diver

"Dumpster" is tacked on to the word "diver." A "diver" is short for "muff diver." When one adds "dumpster" to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty ... cavity. But take the origin of "Dumpster!" Usually it has "cum" in front of it (as in "cum dumpster"). So now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds ... or more. When "diving" in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.

My face was all sticky and covered in pecker snot at that party last night when I decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty skank.

by Becki February 12, 2005