A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
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When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)
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Get the Double decker mug.Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.
Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
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german guy: “fick deine mutter”
(please don’t try this)
german guy: “fick deine mutter”
(please don’t try this)
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Get the fick deine mutter mug.When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
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