Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips
I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains
by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024
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kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship
After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her
by Dr.fuego August 27, 2023
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Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!
by Hellquacksymdrome July 11, 2018
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storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
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Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight
1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
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Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.
I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.
by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023
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