Bong curtain

A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.

"Hey man, that's a tight bong curtain!"

"Hey man, shut the bong curtain"

by kavachan August 25, 2011

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.

When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.

by Sick puppy November 19, 2015

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.

Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain

by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024

Lunar Curtain

Curtain that functions as an attack barrier with Reflect effect.

Cecil uses Lunar curtain.

by FuSoYa September 26, 2010

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022