Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

crankafied

When a person gets worked up when things don't go they way they should.

When we got to the resturant and we had to wait an hour to be seated ug got crankafied.

by outerseaglass July 1, 2016

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

crannytankerous

The final form of a front end developer after reading one too many dirty briefs.

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crannytankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.

Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.

by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017

Crank one off

Masterbate.

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.

by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017