Cryarrhea

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Crystel

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Cryracial

A whiny person of mixed race who can't stand being called out on their privilege. They have a tendency to resort to white girl tears Cryracials are self absorbed, entitled, and think they are experts on racial issues by simply being mixed. Cryracials also have a tendency to use minorites and minority status for personal gain but can care less about the actual group.

Emma (mixed race) resorted Cryracial antics when she got called out by Zara (fully black) for saying that her loosely curled hair was hard to do. Emma cried crocodile tears when Zara explained to her that she had no excuse for her hair to be looking like a hot mess.

by KissTheDragon September 30, 2018

Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Crystalritical

When a person is high on methamphetamine and is criticality

Up for more then a day or two , and is having a bad trip and is feeling some type of way

Be coolThe way you say things to cole Look he is crystalritical . He is tripping thinking we throwing subliminals at him

by Yankee510 November 24, 2017

cryptodouche

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

cryptomacist

A term related to the cryptocurrency supremacy claim over the traditional money system. A cryptomacist is usually spotted advocating utilizing the blockchain technology to power the freedom and decentralization of the society decisions as its final destination, and not just as secure transaction infrastructure for sloshing money around.

Another cryptomacist threatens to leave the crypto community for not being able to step up to its real goal : society decentralization.

by Sharded January 26, 2018