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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
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Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.
Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011
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car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
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Automated Communism

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.
Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.
by mememaker333 April 25, 2017
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faringdon community collage

A school that used to be nice but is now chavs, emos and Scooter king Joe Day. Home of the Human reincarnation of Satan (Ms Sutton) and everyone is suddenly gay or bi.
Oh I got an education Faringdon community collage
by ScooterKingJoe May 15, 2017
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backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."
by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017
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Cabo commys

A bunch of lads who wasted their money on cocaine and bailing out their dads.
Hey look at those Cabo commys over there smoking hash and failing to sneak alcohol into the races
by Not a Cabo commy April 23, 2018
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