a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

Man-Cold

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

cold vagina

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

cold prickly

a note that makes one sad, depressed, and causes one to go down a notch on the self-esteem ladder of life.

Alyssa - i think you
SUCK
and that you smell and have body odor and that above all, you are a LIGUBE.

by KAZ December 31, 2004

cold turkey

to break a habit without any processes

Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.

by Karen Stickney August 6, 2006

cold tony

Used as a pejorative to describe an extremely foxy woman who is withholding or cruel.

And after all that, the bitch didn't even put out. She a cold tony.

by arg0lazer August 30, 2010

cold feet

What a scared fiance gets.

Jennifer Wilbanks, the Runaway Bride got cold feet, so she escaped her gigantic wedding.

by nervous February 14, 2006