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circle jerk

A group discussion or activity between like-minded individuals (mostly men) that validates mutual biases or goals in a non-confrontational environment... While jerking each other off.
Circle Jerk- Diversity training was such a circlejerk.
by lobabyblendz November 18, 2014
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

Merkle Circle

The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.
Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.

Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
by Kittenhead August 4, 2011
mugGet the Merkle Circlemug.

Seabear Circle

A group of gay men forming a circle while performing anal sex and a person in the middle of this circle has ultimate no homo powers for life if they can manage to find a way into the middle of the seabear circle
“You kissed a guy that’s homosexual
“No I’ve been inside a seabear circle that’s not possible
by Great guys December 14, 2018
mugGet the Seabear Circlemug.

make a circle

To go on a walk or drive around the neighborhood with the intention of stopping and visiting with acquaintences before returning home.

An aimless trip around town with no specific destination, just killing time.
I asked John if he wanted to make a circle with me and see who was at the coffee shop.
by Terri Smith November 16, 2006
mugGet the make a circlemug.

slut circle

a group of sluts and/or tools who talk about meaningless bullshit in a circle
*group of tools talking*
*guy enters conversation*: Is this the slut circle?

*in the slut circle*
Slut/Tool: So I was like yea and he was like yea!
Other slut/tool: no way!
Slut/tool: yea!
Non slut/tool: ...wow whata slut circle
by TheLegendOfBoss October 13, 2011
mugGet the slut circlemug.

circle jerk

What you do when your drunk
Jason,Eugene,Mike and myself circle-jerked onto our roomate,Ross
by Gothic Bob May 13, 2003
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

Artic Circle

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
mugGet the Artic Circlemug.

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