Chuck a Sickie

To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).

Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!

by Dave McElfatrick June 13, 2015

Chuck Taylors

I bought them a couple of years ago when not many people were seen with them. I thought they were rad. A few months later, one out of every pair of feet I see have All Stars on them. I stopped wearing them because I felt like a trendy cunt.

Idiot #1: I just bought these Chucks! Aren't they awesome?
Idiot #2: OMGZ I BOUGHT SOME TOO!
Idiot #3: WTF ME TOO OMGZ!11
Idiot #1: lolzzzzzz we're twins!1!!

by Michelley June 22, 2005

cum chuck

Another name for a penis. Rhymes with nun-chuck but is filled with cum. therefore it is a cum chuck

1. I knocked that bitch out with my Cum Chuck.
2. Tommy Ho knocked me out with his Cum Chuck

by Tom Ho December 27, 2003

Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.

"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"

by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 09, 2008

puppy chucking

The act of driving down a street at top speed, tossing puppies out the window of the moving vehicle.

Gary got locked up for "puppy chucking".

by Siljinn October 14, 2014

chuck norris

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off

look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.

by esteban bag October 18, 2004

fuck and chuck

when a girl has intercourse with a guy and leaves immediately after. (the girl version of hitting and quitting)

(das what im talkin bout!)

shes so pimpin and all about the fuck and chuck

by j to izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008