chode

In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed.
Definition: 1. The male private part.
2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.

One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."

by Boxxcarr May 25, 2004

chode

A queer or fag, somone really retarded and anoying.

OMG! stop acting like a stupid fucking chode!!

by Strands57 December 25, 2006

Chode

- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.

- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

by Princess Chodestool May 27, 2006

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

Chode

A slang term for a mans ejaculate.

I blew my chode load in your moms eye.

by alorarose April 17, 2009

Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!

by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009

Chode

Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"

by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011