Chode

A massive, uncircumsized penis belonging to a darky (black man)

Goddamnit...the only way this lovely afternoon could improve is if I had a diesel chode in my mouth right now!

Typically, this is a frequent statement of Saugonians, i.e. the Pumpkin

by Weter Pade - WAPjr31 May 4, 2003

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Chode

Log of dried up turd used as a dildo

I shall now proceed to ram myself with my chode. Can you go get it from the top drawer for me?

by Shirley June 18, 2006

Chode

The space between the base of a guy's balls and the opening of his asshole.

This website smokes choad.
Your mother is a choad muncher.

by Digitalabia July 15, 2005

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chode chiller

The unpleasant sensation that occurs when a turd drops into the bowl and splashes frigid water onto your chode and other nether flesh.

I squeezed one out while sitting on the can at 2 a.m., and the splashback caused a chode chiller that fully awakened me.

by El Predicto February 16, 2008