the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
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When you take a shit and theres so much doodoo in between your butt cheeks it feels like peanut butter.
Example 1 - Bob took a mean shit and got peanut butter cheeks
Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!
Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.
Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!
Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.
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"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
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When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
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