puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Brat Child

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

by shestheenemy May 11, 2014

Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.

Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!

by mrs.buttman May 8, 2015

stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.

1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.

by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016

fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.

The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.

by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016

adopted children

you

You are adopted children.

by Dadass July 7, 2017

Rat Child

an annoying person who is most likely younger than you

"go away, you rat child"

by Im a gay bitch October 12, 2018