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chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.
I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.
by Phenolic December 2, 2003
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changed up

When a friend gets in a relationship and begins to "change up" ( AKA be a fag ) their behavior.
"Josh come play Fortnite with us."
"Nah man imma be super gross with stephanie on the couch might suck her titty a little."
"Man you changed up."
by Rfrogthecurved March 4, 2018
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Karin Chang

the "sense" of all things.
Karin Chang senses that Superman will rescue Cherie.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil
by aodhan18 April 14, 2010
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change the game

a person who see a lot of money going into someone else pocket and makes a plan to bring the money to there pocket.
look at those guys selling all that stuff. I going change the game on the game on them.
by MARIO ELLIS September 8, 2007
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chang

Cheap or cheapskate: Used primarily in Hawaii as an adverb for someone who is cheap. Derived from the common Chinese name and the stereotype that Chinese people are cheap. Similar to the Jewish stereotype.
That guy stay so chang, he won't even super-size his girl's value meal. He just tells her, "you can have some of mine."
by RMFG April 21, 2006
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surfer change

surfer change is to use a towel to cover yourself, at a beach or an outdoor environment where people are present, to change out of wet clothes and into dry ones.
Yo check out that fat girl surfer change next to the outdoor showers! Gross!!!!
by turtleboy56 December 30, 2008
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