Carl

Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy

People: Carl save me!
Carl: dont worry

by James Ciao August 28, 2022

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018

Carl-UH

When you say goolia's nickname and you want to give her something and moan the last part. ☻

You want more toes, Carl-UH?

by UH-Carlos January 21, 2022

Carls

Is a nickname for Carly. Her last name begins with a C. And she lives in Texas.

Hi Carls nice to see you again!

by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.

Damn!!! That fat gurl just dropped a Hot Carl that stunk up the entire gymnasium! Goddamn shes a stinky broad ugh........

by Rhettsterz March 13, 2020