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sanchez bump 

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
sanchez bump by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009
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Pseudo-bump 

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.
Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.

Damn those pseudo-bumps.
Pseudo-bump by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010

Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.
Sam is being such a scumpy bump.
Scumpy bump by pablo895 November 3, 2010

Fungo slump nut bump 

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

Human speed bump 

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
Human speed bump by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Head Bump, Fist Pump 

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
Head Bump, Fist Pump by C.2.P. June 24, 2010