read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33

for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"

by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022

bile

stomach fluid

Holy shit, he puked up bile on my Mac!!!

by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003

bibleist

A person who is against a bible and refuses to support a person in their bible intrest.

I wanted a bible for my birthday but she refused, she is a bibleist.

by Sarah June 17, 2006

Bible

The Good Book. The number-one selling book of all time. The living, breathing, inspired Word of God. God's message to us on how we can find the only way to him---through Jesus his Son, so we can obtain salvation. Composed of the New and Old Testaments and 66 smaller “books,” the Bible was written over thousands of years from Moses (who wrote Genesis) around 3000 BC to John the Revelator (who wrote Revelation) at the end of the first century. The general theme of the entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, is that human beings are stuck in the middle of a spiritual war between God and Satan for the souls of mankind. Luckily, the Cross of Jesus Christ, the central figure of the Bible, allows human beings to choose which side they will swear allegience to. The Old Testament looks FORWARD to a coming Messiah and the Cross for our redmeption, while the New Testament looks BACK at the Cross. The Bible opens with the creation of the Universe and “the fall” of mankind and finishes with the Great White Throne Judgement, when all evil (including Satan and his followers) will be thrown into the Lake of Fire, putting an end to evil once and for all. The Bible is used for reporoof, for correction, for teaching and instructing in the way that human beings need to live. The Bible calls itself a “sword,” proving that it is very divsive among people. Yes, the truth will be divisive but effective to save the lost. People have tried to disprove it for centuries but it will never happen. Its message will NEVER be destroyed as it claims, proving to be the true Word of God Almighty.

The Bible is the guide for human beings to live by so that we may have hope.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
god forbid, the bible is true :P
Source: mm, Mar 10, 2005


Tupac's dead!

Plus,you know....he sucked!

by fuck Tupac March 20, 2005

betley

1. Ice, Methamphetamines.
2. Anything that is completely fucking awesome or induces euphoria.
3. How i feel when i blow my load on jerrad's mom's face.
4. Good, sweet, awesome, kickass, Ganja.

1. Who has the betley?
2. Holyshit!!! That is fucking Betley!!!
3. Hey bitch, that was Betley.
4. Betley Muthafucka!!!!!(emphasis on any combination of syllables)

by The Old Man March 13, 2005

Bible drill

1. (v) Sex with a pastor or priest who uses the Bible to guilt, justify, or otherwise cajole you into having sex with him (or her).

2. (n) A Christian school kid's game where the teacher calls out a Bible verse and the winner is the first to open the Bible to the page, raise their hand, and read the verse.

Pastor Rick and I went to the motel for a Bible drill.
Pastor Rick and I practiced our Bible drills.

by Torishizzlez January 24, 2011