cock beard

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

by nwp2 February 2, 2006

Black Beard

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.

Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.

by J-Mez May 26, 2005

Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall August 18, 2012

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

king of spain's beard

A phrase used to refer to the female pubic hair.

"She had no knickers on and when the wind picked up you could see the king of Spain's beard!"

by Mike Oxarrd January 12, 2009