Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.

Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.

by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016

Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022

Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.

by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022

Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.

"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.

by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022

Hot air ballooning

The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.

Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night.

Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.

by Icnvnu February 13, 2023