Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021

bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021