blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 01, 2025

person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.

You're my person blanket.

by synthetic January 19, 2018

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 07, 2021

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 30, 2020