Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

Batt Attack

When anything battery powered suddenly dies.

Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.

Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.

by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011

smash attack

One of the best ways to hug someone. Similar to a glomp. Generally, you run to someone and hug them. Some people may yell 'smash attack.'

Sally: Today I smash attacked Julie after school and it was really funny.

Anne: Haha, I saw that.

by Sarah☼ September 27, 2009

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022

Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.

“No way he used the shahzad attack on me”

by Chefj202 December 14, 2022