Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

black attack

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.

Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

fart attack

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

by Jacobs319 April 12, 2011

Zak Attack

A sex move similar to a rim job, where the thumb of the left hand is inserted into the anus, while continuing to use the tongue. Not to be confused with a Nak Attack.

Wayne: Kate was so mad at Trent the other night, that she went over to Dexter's room and Zak Attacked him!
Kyle: What, a rim job wasn't enough?

by Kate Nak April 14, 2010

spack attack

The act of becoming a teacher, picking up minors, buying them alcohol, bringing them to a hotel, and than procede to have sex with them in the shower.

Ms.Spack picked up minors and spack attacked them

by Rewy2 April 8, 2008

Ass Attack Logan

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

by Kyo March 21, 2003

Cracker Attack

~When a white person battles you in a freestyle

~When a white person attacks or fucks you up.

~Yo I wanna Cracker Attack.

~Imma Cracker Attack you bitch

by U no who I am Stephanie December 30, 2004