nice arse

When a woman's area just off the port bow is lookin fineeeeee.

Oi chap, that's a nice arse that dame has. Shite, I wouldn't mind getting my wanker up in there.

by OiNiceArseChap May 19, 2016

split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

by bob April 7, 2004

horse arse

One who cannot consume his quota of Black Horse within the alloted time of a right nuts chug contest. Punishment for being a horse arse is usually being left out on the road once passed out.

"hey rick, look at dat fuckin' horse arse"
"lets toss dat horse arse!"

by Jim Bartlett February 2, 2008

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Cunt Arse

A term of endarment.
When the arse and the cunt become one giant orrifice.
You cant see the Arse for the Cunt.

Dan is a Cunt Arse
I got Cunt Arsed down the pub last night.

by DanLarmen March 13, 2009

Choirboy's Arse

A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.

"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

tight as a fishes arse

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.

tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol

by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007