My After Sex Buddy

The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.

You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.

by portable_guru January 15, 2011

after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

Alternative Apparel

A brand of clothing which sports plain, unmarked hoodies, tshirts, dresses, etc.

Basically what American Apparel was before it became mainstream.

I only wear Alternative Apparel, it's still vaguely unknown and comfortably overpriced!

by Tinstah December 12, 2009

Alternative Generation Z

Alternative GenZ are people bron in GenZ era that are not cringe or pro-Cancel TikTok egirls.

- Everyone can become AGenZ, as longa as you dont support dumbest Cancellings from Twitter or TikTok shit.

Im Alternative Generation Z, due cringeness of "real" one.

by p0ggerson May 5, 2021

Cityview alternative

A middle school in Toronto . Most people are gay the teachers are nice and it’s for social justice (no offence but filled with SJWS) (like me)

Person1: hey what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: oh I go to Cityview alternative

Person1: ohh so your queer
Person 2: yup!

Cityview alternative is a good school over all.

by Utterlyuwu October 23, 2019

Guilty until alternate suspect principle

The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.

Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.

by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004