St Ivo Academy

A survival guide; starting your day via the basketball courts, beware the health & safety police dressed as traffic cones. All traffic cones must be greeted with “good morning” while you are surveyed for uniform violations. One morning a week students assemble outside for ‘morning address’ while being instructed by the school poetry society about respect and how not to be lazy. Hardcore weed smoker or vaper? Head on over to the basketball courts at breaktime to find your fellow roadmen, they always like new members to their exclusive club. Be warned, you will be expected to form a squid game of Nokia snake as you queue for the canteen at lunchtime and should you make the last level, the final boss will perform another uniform check before allowing entry to get your gruel.

Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.

Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"

by RoadmanIvoAgain June 11, 2022

Riverside STEM Academy

The best public middle school in America! Even though it has been stereotyped by many that it is a school only for pizza-faced nerds, there are still very fun people, like my friends, that attend RSA. We can have all the fun we want!

Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!

by 69Starship420 May 11, 2023

Academic Weapon

beauty both in the class room and everywhere else

Buddy is smart af some might say academic weapon.

by bbbbcccc May 4, 2020

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

Kimball Union Academy

Small co-ed prep school in New Hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. Sure, it's not Deerfield or Middlesex, Choate or even Exeter, but it's a quality education in a much smaller, much less competitive environment where snobbiness and bitchiness doesn't rule the day. KUA is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, NOT a place where hazing is cool and sexual harrassment by the asshole hockey team is regarded as the shit. If you want to attend a school where you can "keep it real", be challenged and find yourself, KUA is for you.

"hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral compass and good head on your shoulders, who's not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some dick of a preppie prep school!" "Yeah, I go to Kimball Union Academy, and it's all good!"

"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"

by H'er January 11, 2008

Acaderexic

Where you take in lots of information and write it ALL down on paper and completly forget about it. (see academic bulemia)

Dude last night I was soo acaderexic, I wrote all the notes down for the test and forgot everything!

by Dino the dinosaur March 5, 2009

academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009