get awesome

'get awesome' is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy I know knows this kid who...) THere is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get fucked up drunk. One thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing sex. She sobers up realizing what's happening and she says "get off me," and he starts flexing his muscles. At this point she starts freaking out screaming and shit and says what the fuck are you doing!? ANd he says
'what you told me to get awesome'

'hey man don't pass out, its time to get awesome.'

by sockrocker January 8, 2004

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

Deadly Awesome

The level of awesomeness it takes to kill a man. The most common example of this can be seen in Tobuscus' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Literal Trailer on Youtube. The event in which Deadly Awesome is reached, Ezio Auditore walks through a crowd and kills a guard "with his awesome".

Guard says "Stop!" just kill him with your awesome. (This is an example of when Deadly Awesome has been reached)

by VoodooSoup December 20, 2010

Freaking Awesome

Something that is really awesome that you can't take it that you have to shout and share it out.

"Hey dude this ice cream taste really freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!"

by ☞∞★™④εʌǝર_Ⓖεɴ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙™☆✪← November 25, 2014

hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 January 12, 2009

f'awesome

A convenient contraction for f***ing awesome. F'awesome is character convenient for micro-blogging sites such as Twitter, and can be used around small children.

Did you see that play in the baseball game last night? It was f'awesome!

by Cubsgirl1974 June 4, 2009

Megatits Awesome

The absolute pinnacle of the most awesome something can possibly be.

"He just did a backflip through fire onto a bed of nails on top of an elephant. Riding a spaceship with a beard doing loops through a black hole."

"That's megatits awesome. "

"That's what...?"

"..nevermind.."

by PaperPanda October 23, 2011