smd ho

A way of telling a ho to suck your dick without seeming rude, online, in either a sarcastic or suggestive tone.

Sally: OMG COME VISIT ME AT WORK TOMORROW
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?

Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.

by targetkent January 2, 2011

car ho

a person that ask or begs for rides from numeros people, and usually just talks to them because they have a car

car ho: can i get a ride from someone
driver: dude stop being such a car ho!

by will love September 11, 2006

raider ho

A woman seen at an Oakland Raiders home football game. Subject is usually well past her prime, but still dresses like she's 22. Often the pants are too tight creating the mushroom effect at the waistline. Her eyebrows are pencilled in and she has large hoop earrings. The boobies are out for the world to see, usually to detract attention from her ugly clown makeup face. She is usually there accompanying her ghetto boyfriend getting wasted before the game next to an Escalade or Chryser 300 on some ugly ass 24s.

Did you see that raider ho in the parking lot? Yeah, she was nasty lookin'.

by SLO C5 September 28, 2007

what it is ho

Inquiry of ones present conditions. Derived from the opening line of Trillville's Some Cut.

Jack: What it is ho?

Ed: Too much work.

by kwashia March 28, 2005

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

pro-ho

A female involved in fucking professional athletes in the hopes of being cool or getting pregnant. Usually having fake tits, being annoying as shit and wornout. (see wakerslut)

I saw her out there pro-hoin' it up like a slut, her grandma paid for her tit job.

by bize November 2, 2005

dough ho

a promiscuous girl that is out of shape and homely but wears copious amounts of makeup and scandalous clothing to conceal the fact she is gelatenous in consistency of body proportions.

"DizzAMN Steve, check out those dough hos over there! We got a good chance of getting laid but wonder what they look like without makeup or those tight clothes? Let's get them drunk and find out!"

by L-Gregg October 30, 2008