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Windows XP

A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non

Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
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Window Dicker

a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker
stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old
by EarthYak31 October 29, 2019
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Windows 10

Windows 10 is one of the most buggy OSes Miscro$hit has released.
by pepeshki November 18, 2021
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window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.
I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.
by magicfast1 April 13, 2010
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windows update

An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
by me December 27, 2003
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Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"
Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"
by Chris VG May 20, 2007
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Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
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