Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.

Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.

by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018

Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls

“He was almost as good looking as Rod”

by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.

While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.

by Slyyydog June 1, 2018