Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018
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And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024
Get the Big dick randy mug.1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics
3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.
5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics
3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.
5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
Get the Randy-ing mug.Randy is a very sweet guy that you would always would love he is a great dad he is very funny only if he isn't pissed off .He is smexy. Lol if you ever find a Randy DON'T ever lose him
by That turtle44 February 25, 2019
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He's also every special when u look at him the world stop in with direct eye contact he makes you feel like you the most beautiful girl in the world
He's also every special when u look at him the world stop in with direct eye contact he makes you feel like you the most beautiful girl in the world
Randi be looking hella good
by Love Biscuit May 6, 2018
Get the Randi mug.when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy
by randysass January 7, 2018
Get the snapping randy mug.A “Recon Randy” is a tongue-in-cheek bit of military slang used to describe someone—usually not in a combat job—who acts like they’re high-speed special operations. It’s the person who’s always loaded down with tactical gear, talks up every new “military-grade” gadget, and treats common, everyday tasks like they require elite equipment.
It’s not usually meant to be cruel—more like playful ribbing between service members. Often, it’s other POGs joking about someone whose enthusiasm for tacticool gear is a little over the top or out of place for their actual job.
It’s not usually meant to be cruel—more like playful ribbing between service members. Often, it’s other POGs joking about someone whose enthusiasm for tacticool gear is a little over the top or out of place for their actual job.
Okay Recon Randy. Your tacticool speed helmet is pretty fast to put on. We get it.
You see that Recon Randy over there? Why does he even have all that stuff? We won't be in the field for that long.
You see that Recon Randy over there? Why does he even have all that stuff? We won't be in the field for that long.
by maunewty November 24, 2025
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