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tire swing pony

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people
by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015
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Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the 2nd of September. It is a celebration of the creation of Pedro Pony (a Peppa Pig character) along with the creation of his friends.
by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021
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Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!
by swampchappy February 1, 2010
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Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.
by Donda Donda September 28, 2021
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Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
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Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
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Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.
Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!
by albacoffie March 24, 2011
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