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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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Jeremy Jordan

Jeremy Jordan is the hottest man alive. You can’t even disagree with me. He is very talented by belting out all of his songs like Santa Fe from Newsies or Past is catching up to me from The great gatsby. I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing him on stage at the great gatsby of December 2024. He was super talented. The way he looked, the way he acted, the way he sung, ugh I love it all. I recommend eithier listening to his band age of madness with their new album, listening to him from his different musicals, or going to see him in person.
Jeremy Jordan is the best actor ever
by Theater kid 1038 March 20, 2025
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Jeremy

"Hey look! Jeremy is in the zoo"
by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024
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Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.

That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
by Zamelos August 4, 2024
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Jeremy

The tallest guy you will see.
Woah! Is that Jeremy! I have to look so high up.
by gay_man123 August 5, 2024
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