Rapist Beard

Facial hair that is unkept and intimidating.
Typically agressive male rapists have this type of beard since they do not bother with grooming activities as they have more important things to do like lift weights, drink beer, smoke ganja and scope out dark alleys.
Dude what's with the rapist beard?

-Haven't been able to shave sinc i spent my last 10 bucks on new wife beater shirts.
by powerhouse1978 September 25, 2012
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beard grinding

when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.
You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
by the phenomenom December 24, 2008
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beard oil

The cum that gets on tour beard after eating a girl out.
Damn girl, this is some stinky ass beard oil you have.
by Beard Oil November 16, 2016
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Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
by Erickd December 11, 2009
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theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist
Omg theo beard you make me wet
by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016
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trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.
check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.
by Josh Mogy. January 12, 2007
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Beard (verb)

The more i beard (verb), the more my beard donates to Canadian athletes.
by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010
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