Left Wing

The act of performing coitus on another person, with or without their consent, because you feel it would be good for them and better for you.

The people who say they are going to Left Wing someone are usually douche bro's, frat boys, and spoiled men and women, most often lacking a moral compass.

Ashley: Did you see Brad last night?
Julie: Hell yeah, I want to left wing him and have his children.

by Profit October 31, 2014

Wing-Girlfriend

Platonic friend of the female sex, accompanies her 'boy'friend out with the sole intention of helping him have sex with another woman. In the event of extreme intoxication or emergency the 'wing' title can be removed for a period no longer than one hour.

I was out all night with my wing-girlfriend and did not meet anyone. So we just went home together.

by BDiddy0420 April 15, 2011

Grab a Wing

Phrase commonly used by people of good morals when helping a handicapped person walk somewhere by grabbing under their arms or wings.

Grab a wing, nigga !

by Ciplez June 8, 2007

windy wendy

A variant of a Hot Richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man's beef baguette. Gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.

The missus gave me a Windy Wendy last night!... It was so bad I almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my dick!

by Gdizzlefoshizzle123 March 26, 2016

Middlebrook East Wing

Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing

Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!

by ummmokaysure October 6, 2013

wiggy

affects of tripping on acid or ecstasy.

aka. wigging out, or wiggin'

came from the original definition of acting wierd or spastic. Transfered to the description of a person after chemical drug use, as many users act "wierd"

Texan 1: "Got that E"
Texan 2: "i stay wiggy"
Texan 1: "already"

by i handle my handle August 26, 2007

wing wong

The sound Chinese people make when they laugh.

White Person: haha
Chinese Person: wing wong

by beholdTHEstove December 1, 2009